lol

:D!

:(!

:D I<=

= = =

=O

*equals* = *equals*

=O

yay economics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is atrocious.

oh my oh my oh my

HEY BUDDY.

no habla your language, rofl.

What are you? o=

Bad move my friend. Though she is quite lovely on the eyes, in this country you'll get busted for touching her. Now then, if you wait two years, then you can have a party, get married, become a U.S. citizen, and have the cute girl.

Lucky bastard.

^ Hehe.

Lions and tigers and bears, oh my.

Oh, okay!

Grrrowl! =3

Mmmm, hehehe. (:

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I melted the icecaps.

That's okay, you can come live with me. d:

Google the 'US 50 States map' (:

spam

Can I watch please?

Then go. :D

Manly voice? YOU?

Pleeeeeeeeease.

As IF.

Prostitution is where it's at.

What if I share the profits? Come on, then it is a win-win.

Yay Spanish! Everyone should learn it, especially Americans.

What's a client? o:

HI FIVE, PUTAZO!

Well done, compatriot! I hope you don't grow up to become a burguoise bastard. I want you to be just a burguoise.

Que onda todo en The Other City?

Many Americans already know Spanish: Argentinians, Uruguayans, Chileans...

Er... dude, we're european Demigods, not filthy AMERICANS. >:(

Hearless, me? Nevar!!!123!! Now then, if you had said soulless, then you would be on the right trail. Every once in a while I have a lapse of good will occur by my hands, but I'm working on it. Case and point, I gave blood. Sure, it is AB+, and thus more or less useless unless you use it for plasma, in which case it is awesome, but otherwise useless.

Also, I'm going to assume that you are not against me filming you enforcing Seven for profit, and as per the agreement, I'll share. Seven gets a cut too though, as she is doing the majority of the work.

Oh yes, and lest i forget, prostitution is illegal here as well. Don't ask me why, I'm not sure of any reason other then religious nutters that don't wish to pay for a hummer.

Did you just call me a prostitute. o:<

Tehehe, okay.

House is god though, he made prostitutes so he could hire them and laugh at the rest of us.

Also, I'm not sure why other then religious reasons that prostitution is outlawed, as there are no reasons that hold water once such a thing becomes legal. The fear of disease increasing can easily be addressed by regular blood tests, which is also nice as it can used to test for illegal substances (another thing which I find idiotic since people have a right to their own bodies in my humble opinion). For the mistreatment portion, regular brothel houses would not only allow the government to tax the services provided therein, but would also prevent Johns from causing harm to the people in question.

Alas, my arguements are being preached to the choir though, so I will step down from my soap box.

Anyway, to the young lady whose name I don't feel like typing, no, he was offering his services as one to you, and most likely only for you. That is my take on it though.

*drinks tea*

Good tea.

You lucky bastard...
I'm sad now :(

Happy now? I've read and commented on your blag :P

I'm assuming the 10's are 10/10... Otherwise, me no comprende = /

Hey, i just read Dolina's book "Cronicas del Angel Gris"
...
It blew my mind of the water.
Read it pl0x.

...

LEELO CARAJO!

Nevada is one of the few states, or perhaps the only state now, with legalized prostitution, however only within designated facilities. That is, of course, a brothel house. The government gets its cut, and the girls are clean and safe.

All is well within the universe...

As for a persons take being wrong, are you refering to me, or the young lady in question? I'm assuming you mean my mentioning of you being a male prostitute for her alone.

Erm, si senor

(damn keyboard won't let me put in an accent cause I have a number key busted)

PUTOH.

MOAR PUTOH.

Serious Argentinian is serious. :P

Yo' welcome. (:

Aja.

Y tu casa es donde?

Cookies are nice. (:

Pero si sos de la Otra Ciudad...
...
*le explota el cerebro*

Spam.

But you used your manly voice for Seven!

I is teh nice! (:

You is teh nice too!

Seven is cuter buddy, thus she merits the manly voice.

Well, umm...

You know...

It's kinda like...

You could say...

Ehhh, I kinda... wanted to hear... your manly voice?

FIFTY!

:D

<3

I don't see the 'paper'

o;

AS your legal council, I feel I must inform you when you are treading dangerous territory. Not stop you per se, but warn you nonetheless. I wish to simply point out my previous statement and warning of her age.

Now then, onto more entertaining, though disturbing news...

Eh, Chris, as you are more then probably well aware, you simply can't compete with seven and agustana. They simply have you beat hands down in for the simple fact that they are young ladies, not even touching on the other fact that they are both quite lovely on the eyes. You are simply out of your league.

Ye can, but you don't leave a trail so the big bad government knows.

Anyway, it was all in good fun, I meant no harm by it. Now if I did, I would have been cruel in some fashion that was overtly obvious to all who viewed. What can I say, I like the ladies more, it is my personal bias.

As for you Chris, you could always use your manly voice on him, did you ever think of that. Force him to love ya, you know? That always work, just don't mind all the evidence to the contrary, such as reality and all that. It is overrated, trust me, would a soulless business student lie to you?

Hmm... so it does. Well since we have to pick sides, I want to be evil, that way I don't have to apologize when I kill someone or something that someone loves. Also, I want a minion and a cookie. I'll settle for the minon though.

Would I really wish to live after that point? Anyway, I believe I'll start raping, pillaging, murdering, and raping the people now. As for my minion, I haven't decided yet, probably a young lady who is just as evil as I.

Can we comprimise on the minion? How about a nice little lesbian minion for me? Sure, I don't get any from her, but then again I can secretly watch her and her girlfriend(s). I'll even send you DVDs. How about that?

Witty reply here. (;

A lesbian? Okay!

Fine then, I'll settle for the traitor. It is overused, thus perfect. Also, no DVDs for you of her evil actions.

I can work with that.

What the fuck?

OH NOTHING.

The master of teh pen0rz I obey has joined us.

;)

Hey dude, want to be the good guy in our film? You get the cute lesbian/bisexual chick in the end, after I'm dead and such.

r-g is who I speak of.

Anyway, that aside, so r-g what say you? Want to join the movie? You can either be evil and join me and together we can rule the universe with an iron fist, and cookies, or you can be a good guy that stops me. Your choice really.

Everyone thought I was going to do a StarWars qoute, didn't they...

I say again though, that we have cookies on my side. One of the perks of being evil is you stay lean thanks to paranoia. That and never having to say you're sorry.

This comment is in my manly voice.

PS- I've said weirder things without "disturbing you".

You think I remember what I say on your blog, pff?

Whoah, we do the same thing.

Your Nazi economics are Nazi.

I'm in!

Mostly 'cause I <3 agustana. :3

...Luke, I am your father. :3

Anarchy rulez :3

I don't get to have any fun. :'(

I made a new movie.

"Sure you do, you're not a lesbian for nothing."

You'll make a great pornography director someday, I'm so proud. Speaking of which, I found out that my senior project here requires I make a business and I'm graded on it's success, so guess what I'm going to make?

I someday hope to use that line.

I have been playing Ninja Gaiden 2 for like 3 hours.

¡Hay muchos sombreros!

I am speaking with no mistakes, may I have my trophy now please?

The top selling porn video of all time is actually a feminist history lesson.

Just putting that out there. ;)

See, not only did I properly use the Spanish language, I also used a Mexican colloquialism!

You might know that Mexicans used to figure their death tolls from battles in the 1800s by picking up sombreros. Therefore, "Hay muchos sombreros," means that there were many dead.

Are you proud of me? :3

Pronz pretty good.

I didn't say I liked them.

I just like that phrase. Hell, I don't even know if it was exclusive to Mexico!

Umm, it's not my phrase. Mexican bandits like Pancho Villa used it, though I have no clue where it originated.

We're gonna make porn together some day.

Yeah.

No, true American spirit these days is screwing people out of their money, albeit porn is one of the methods of choice, and it so happens to be a little more literal in the screwing in this case.

Oh? It is so hard to tell what people really mean on the internet with only text. Jokes can be taken literally, sarcasm that would otherwise be great is lost... When will Bill Gates get to work and make such things possible? Does he not know of the lulz lost daily due to his apathy. For shame....

I'm pretty pumped.

He's busting nuts.

Gotta get him prepared.

No, I won't

NEVER. ;D

Because I slob his knob at no extra cost.

Hahaha.

Too much information.

He didn't right click, save as. ;3

Should we give him pix?

He saved them, then?

Hell, I don't know.

If he's got them he can have his way with them. ;)

It's better in college, where you don't have to develop lasting relationships to get your knob slobbed.

I mean, unless you want to, but I assure you that will decrease any slobbery by about 80%.

Lol @ Tri-Nitro-Toluene's response. You really oughtta stop bugging people to post on your blawg, I could sue you for luring me into this cesspool of sin and warping my vestal mind with your talk of prostitution and fornication.

THIS IS A PRIME NUMBER.

I did not save. :'(

I don't think the FBI would be very understanding as to why I have naked pictures of a 15 y/o on my computer.

I will not believe R-G until I have some level of proof of this knob-slobbery.

100th cooment
thats about all I have to say....

Yay 100th post.

MY NAME IS NOT CAPITALIZED.

FUCKING ABBREVIATE IT PROPERLY.