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Der-Lowe

Age/Gender: 18, Male
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Der-Lowe

Holidays

Posted by Der-Lowe Jul. 12, 2008 @ 4:54 PM EDT

Now what do I do?

Also, I found out I got a 9 in Accountancy, yay.

Updated: 07/16/08 10:10 AM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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26 Comments

Jul. 12, 2008 | 4:55 PM ngfan14 says:

Get drunk!!

Jul. 12, 2008 | 4:58 PM Der-Lowe responds:

You rock.

Jul. 12, 2008 | 5:17 PM zaxnort says:

Do your mother.

Jul. 12, 2008 | 8:29 PM Der-Lowe responds:

She wouldn't approve.

Jul. 12, 2008 | 5:50 PM agustana says:

Not it. :D

Jul. 12, 2008 | 8:30 PM Der-Lowe responds:

it?

Jul. 12, 2008 | 10:22 PM agustana says:

Your body needs water ~ So drink that shit.

Jul. 12, 2008 | 11:20 PM Der-Lowe responds:

That's good advice. Thank you.

Jul. 13, 2008 | 5:55 AM zaxnort says:

Force her.

Jul. 13, 2008 | 11:11 AM Der-Lowe responds:

No, one has to respect mother and father.

Jul. 13, 2008 | 4:06 PM agustana says:

Raise yo kids! Raise yo kids! Raise yo Goddamn kids!

Jul. 13, 2008 | 9:41 PM Der-Lowe responds:

me no habla your gang language

Jul. 13, 2008 | 4:14 PM reviewer-general says:

Come visit.

Srsly.

Jul. 13, 2008 | 9:41 PM Der-Lowe responds:

Send me American dollars.
Srsly.

Jul. 13, 2008 | 4:50 PM reviewer-general says:

This comment is xenophobous.

Jul. 13, 2008 | 9:42 PM Der-Lowe responds:

yay!

Jul. 13, 2008 | 9:00 PM CommanderX1125 says:

I believe the right honorable thing is to find a young lady, cuddle with her, then use her for physical pleasure, consenualy of course. Please note I said use, implying only temporary attachment.

Jul. 13, 2008 | 9:42 PM Der-Lowe responds:

Your sentences are cleverly worded. I am proud of you.

Jul. 13, 2008 | 11:04 PM X-TERRORIST-X says:

Dead Baby jokes aren't funny.. seriously..

Jul. 14, 2008 | 7:48 AM Der-Lowe responds:

Ok.

Jul. 13, 2008 | 11:41 PM CommanderX1125 says:

Hardly, I am merely someone who was taught to speak in such fashions. This is how I speak, unless I am with friends or others that I trust. There are exceptions to this rule, but I'm afraid I cannot reveal such instances for personal reasons, mine, and others.

Something about not kissing and telling.

Jul. 14, 2008 | 7:48 AM Der-Lowe responds:

You remind me of skunky. Do you have a catwoman costume as well?

Jul. 14, 2008 | 11:58 AM Christopherr says:

BRUSH YOUR TEETH.

Jul. 14, 2008 | 12:10 PM Der-Lowe responds:

I do!

Jul. 14, 2008 | 11:59 AM LaLupin says:

Be bored

No, wait that's not a good idea

You can entertain me, I'm on holiday too

Jul. 14, 2008 | 12:11 PM Der-Lowe responds:

Let meeeeeeeee entertain you!
</robbie williams>

Jul. 14, 2008 | 12:28 PM agustana says:

Wear deodorant nigra, wear deodorant nigra (WHAT~!~!~!!)

It's called Speed Stick (bitch) it's not expensive (bitch)

Jul. 14, 2008 | 12:40 PM Der-Lowe responds:

I am not a female dog. I am a male lion.

Jul. 14, 2008 | 1:01 PM Tri-Nitro-Toluene says:

ANNEX POLAND!

That always works!

Jul. 14, 2008 | 1:03 PM Der-Lowe responds:

u is teh nazi.

Jul. 14, 2008 | 1:15 PM LaLupin says:

If you're a lion
go hunt something

Jul. 14, 2008 | 1:26 PM Der-Lowe responds:

I am a capitalist lion, I manage a hunting firm, and I'm on holiday at the moment.

Jul. 14, 2008 | 3:04 PM ThePretenders says:

Go and ski on the Andes.

Jul. 14, 2008 | 3:48 PM Der-Lowe responds:

Lol, I think it'd be cheaper for me to go visit r-g.

Jul. 14, 2008 | 3:21 PM CommanderX1125 says:

Who is skunky, and even more importantly, why in the unholy name would I have a catwoman costume?

Jul. 14, 2008 | 3:59 PM Der-Lowe responds:

Skunkyfluffy doesn't kiss and tell.
Skunky: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/top ic/56935/2147

Jul. 14, 2008 | 6:22 PM CommanderX1125 says:

Just for a note, the url is having issues...

Anyway, good for him/her. At any rate whatever my point was, I stand by it. I just woke from my nap alright....

Jul. 14, 2008 | 11:22 PM Der-Lowe responds:

hahaha, you can't figure out what's the problem with the link, you're a true business student.

Jul. 14, 2008 | 9:53 PM Grammer says:

Enter into a committed relationship and have consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position.

My gosh I'm a sick fuck

Jul. 14, 2008 | 11:21 PM Der-Lowe responds:

I don't know what's wrong with you; you used to like the horse-fatasian pr0n like the rest of us!

Jul. 14, 2008 | 11:32 PM agustana says:

Boom!

Headshot!

Jul. 14, 2008 | 11:52 PM Der-Lowe responds:

:'(
now I is dehd

Jul. 14, 2008 | 11:35 PM agustana says:

ALSO, we can play isketch sometime! :D

http://www.isketch.net/

Jul. 14, 2008 | 11:52 PM Der-Lowe responds:

no.

EDIT:
Wait, I thought you were r-g. hmmmm, strange.
Well, in that case, ok.

Updated: Jul. 15, 2008, 10:05 AM
Jul. 15, 2008 | 9:13 AM ThePretenders says:

Go and raid a farm. I've always wanted to do that but they might have a weapon.

Jul. 15, 2008 | 9:55 AM Der-Lowe responds:

With our current political conflict, I don't think it'd be a good idea.

Jul. 15, 2008 | 11:57 AM agustana says:

O: Hey, fuck you.

You'll do what I say.

Pm sometime with the room. o=

Jul. 15, 2008 | 8:49 PM Der-Lowe responds:

Yes, milady.

Jul. 15, 2008 | 12:33 PM CommanderX1125 says:

Being dead isn't so bad, sure the pay sucks, but the hours available are great. You even get to sleep in your very own coffin!

Actually, just for a note, all the coffins I've been in were very comfortable for some unkown reason. How a corpse is going to know the difference between the ditch near the 7-11, and a nice comfy padded box is beyond me.

Also, another note, I've only been in three coffins thus far. It makes a great bargining tool when you are screwing with morticians that are overpricing their goods.

Jul. 15, 2008 | 8:50 PM Der-Lowe responds:

... You're weird.

Jul. 15, 2008 | 8:37 PM reviewer-general says:

That song my Miranda! is growing on me. D:

Jul. 15, 2008 | 8:49 PM Der-Lowe responds:

Podría ser queal final
rompistel cristal en mí!

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